How I Wish Hogwarts Exists...
Sunday, June 06, 2010 @ 4:35 PM | 0 comment(s)

So that I would receive an admission letter from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry with my book lists, as well.

So that I could “withdraw” some galleons in my vault in Gringotts.

So that I could purchase my new cloak and buy books in Flourish and Blotts.

So that I could have my first wand from Mr. Ollivander.

So that the Sorting Hat would put me in Gryffindor right away.

So that the trio would be a quartet.

So Hermione Granger and I would always stay inside the library and read Hogwarts, A History or Arithmancy.

So that I could practice my Patronus charm with Harry Potter (I bet it would look like Eeyore.)

So Ron Weasley and I could fly with our brooms and practice Quidditch all night or play chess in the common room.

So Fred and George Weasley and I could sneak in to Fillibuster’s during our visit to Hogsmeade or just use the Maurader’s map to get out of the castle secretly.

So Lavender Brown, Parvati Patil and I could gossip and swoon over young, hot wizards.

So that I could kick Severus Snape’s ass off with my excellent potions.

So Neville Longbottom and I could work with the mandrakes and the gillyweeds.

So that I could trick Vincent Crabbe and Gregory Goyle and lock them in a cupboard.

So that I could see Draco Malfoy cry in annoyance and disappointment when we beat them in Quidditch.

So that we could visit Rubeus Hagrid’s cabin and feed Fang with his [Hagrid’s] treacle fudge.

So that I could see Professor Minerva McGonagall’s tight bun and straight lips in person.

So that I could get pass over Peeves, the Poltergeist’s tricks and walk through Sir Nicholas’ sparkly-white soul.

So that I could play with Ginny Weasley’s flaming red hair and ask her about her brother, Ron’s secrets.

So that I could live or spend my holidays in the Burrow even just for a day.

So that I could go to Headmaster Albus Dumbledore’s office and witness how the portraits move.

So that I could see how Fawkes, the phoenix die and resurrect from ashes.

So that I could say “Voldemort” without stuttering or fear and chant Avada Kedavra straight to his snake-like, nose-less face.

So that I could see the trio’s sons and daughters in King’s Cross after nineteen years.


I am truly a witch at heart.

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