Movie Review: Kick Ass
Tuesday, June 01, 2010 @ 6:20 PM | 0 comment(s)

Kick-Ass is a 2010 superhero film based on the comic book of the same name by Mark Millar and John Romita, Jr. The film was directed by Matthew Vaughn, who co-produced the film with actor Brad Pitt, and co-wrote the screenplay with Jane Goldman. The film premiered on 26 March 2010 in the United Kingdom and was released on 16 April 2010 in the United States.

The film tells the story of an ordinary teenager, Dave Lizewski, who sets out to become a real-life superhero calling himself Kick-Ass. Dave gets caught up in a bigger fight when he meets Big Daddy, a former cop who, in his quest to bring down the evil drug lord Frank D’Amico, has trained his eleven-year-old daughter to be the ruthless vigilante Hit-Girl. ©



Warning: Do not watch this movie while munching your food or even after eating. Please. Save God’s grace.

Kick Ass made my jaw dropped all throughout the movie. It’s a bit profane and brutal. Oh, scratch that. Not A BIT, but really brutal. My God, I never would want to meet someone who cuts fingers or blasts heads just for a stupid superhero suit. Anyway, it was funny and way cool. I noticed that the setting was nearly the same as Spiderman’s. Or was it exactly the same setting? I don’t know. Hit Girl is the best superhero ever! I wonder how long it took Chloe Moretz to train for her role. Seems like eternity. The near end of the movie was great. All of Hit Girl’s moves made me wish I was her. And I’m bluffing. No way! And Kick Ass looked hell cool with his flying machine-thing. But it was sad to see that Big Daddy died. I thought they’d make a Justice League-ish thing at the end of the movie. But every superhero needs a happy ever after. And so it ended in that way. And oh, Red Mist sucks. Yeah.

With no power, comes no responsibility.
- Dave Lizewski / Kick Ass

Kick-Ass was gone but not forgotten. And my world was a lot safer with the new generation of superheroes. They said I was their inspiration. But all I did was open a door to a world I’d dreamed about since I was a little kid.
- Dave Lizewski / Kick Ass

Dave Lizewski: Jesus, guys, doesn’t it bug you? Like thousands of people wanna be Paris Hilton and nobody wants to be Spiderman.
Marty: Yeah, what’s with that? She has like no tits at all.
Todd: Maybe it’s the porn tape, he doesn’t have a porn tape.
Marty: You guys never saw “One Night In Spiderman”?

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